Yesterday was our last Muntday Lunchout on UpFM. It was quite sad to say goodbye to our regular listeners like Horse [who adores his wife], Jiffy [young ladies - watch out for this one] and the westie techno-bogans Ice Man and Lightning Man [who once pissed on an electric fence]. It's amazing what you learn about your listeners from text competitions. Sexual preferences, evil things done to an ex. Loads of blackmail material with thoughtfully provided contact details. We'll still be doing our Saturday night show, and I'll miss our Monday morning banters, but Monday is our Sunday and I'm looking forward to being able to stay in bed.
 | Having Monday back will give us more time to visit Clayton and Cathy who live down south in the country in a cosy wooden Lockwood home. They have a panoramic view and get the most amazing sunsets over what what Clayton calls The Vale. |
Nick who is in State of It with Clayton lives in the garden with his girlfriend and they have a menagerie of feathered and four legged friends. Their pig is called Brownie and they have assorted chickens, one of them called Escapee gets into the house through the cat flap. It was foisted on them as 'a good layer' by Clayton's brother Vaughn after it pecked through a window trying to get into his house. I think it's slightly psychotic, but not as psychotic as Tails [Lync's cat], scourge of all things that fly or squeak. Even the possums out there live in fear.
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We had fun playing with Clayton's new Eye Toy. Watching the boys playing Boogie Down was hilarious. Chelfyn's mohawk kept setting the sensors off and he demolished Clayton's mirrorball chandelier. The window washing game is the funniest one, you look like the really bad dancer in Fatboy Slim's Praise You video. We were all knackered afterwards, so Chelfyn and I went out and bought a PS2 and Eye Toy today with the justification that it will help us to keep fit.
