A conversation you never expected to have with your Dad
From Caribou, a Wellington Blogette.



"Dad: What's that damn bird making that noise for?
Me: He's having a wank against the side of his bell, actually.
Dad: Oh.
Me: Yep, best leave him to it.
Dad: What about the other bird, what's she doing?
Me: She's asleep in the box.
Dad: She's going to be furious when she finds out.
Me: I doubt it.
Dad: He doesn't need to do that when he's got another bird right there.
Me: Maybe they have incompatible libidos.
Dad: No, he's being disrespectful.
Me: At least he's not cheating on her with some diseased bird-ho.
Dad: You're a pragmatic girl, aren't you?
Me: Right, I think he's nearing orgasm, I'm going to get the mail in."

I'll never look at a budgie in the same way ever again.