"The company that I work for has recently hired a new CFO and do you know what this CFO does in the office? He digs his finger way up inside his nose, picks something out and then looks and checks it out before he attempts to flick it off his finger,with employees scrambling to get out of the way."
Ricky Gervais has to write that one into the next series of The Office. If you work for fools then you may find this site useful: How to deal with bad bosses, problem supervisors and difficult managers.