September 27, 2004

Teledildonics



Thanks to Ouroboros:The Ins and Outs of Teledildonics. As a geek it's a subject I find quite fascinating. Are you having sex with another person or a ghost in the machine?

"You probably want to stick to the dashboard if you're at the office, but for home use, the Interactive Fleshlight is where it's at. The Fleshlight is a standard, sleeve-style vibrator for men, with a twist: It's also a transmitter. It measures the speed and force of each thrust and communicates those metrics to the software, which translates them into vibration and pulse on the other end. In other words, a man can be thrusting in Cleveland while a woman is penetrated in Seattle, and the cybersex experience gets one step closer to the holodeck"

Never mind the Zipless Fuck now we have Remote Rogering and Server Side Sex. It certainly sounds like fun: "We were all impressed with the surprisingly substantial vibrator, which features rotating plastic pearls in the shaft and a vibrating bunny for external stimulation."

However I was a little concerned by the warning for users of Windown XP: "If you use Windows XP, make sure to read the installation note in the user guide and save yourself some frustration."

I shudder to think of what happens when it crashes...

For more about teledildonics /tel`*-dil-do'-niks/ /n./ Sex in a computer simulated virtual reality, esp. computer-mediated sexual interaction between the VR presences of two humans:

Teledildonics - the future of sex.
Virtual Sex Machine NSFW!

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