-------To: Subject: YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

Subject: God Bless New Zealand Women

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than
his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday
at 16:00, all New Zealand women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your
block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are
to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they
are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for all New Zealand women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.

The New Zealand Government would appreciate your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless New Zealand.