Romanian Ravers' alien invasion
Residents of the Romanian village Christinesti are the collective Dumbass of the Day award recipients for their antics last Friday night. As the sun went down, bright multi-colored lights began flashing across the sky causing the residents to flee in terror fearing, of all things, an alien invasion. Police immediately began investigating the situation and quickly discovered that the "invasion" was actually just lights from a stage set up for a festival in a neighboring town. Ironically, the band playing was UFO.

From the 'morning dumbass-of the day' page of a Chicago Rock Station.