Living Life Backwards

Some thoughts for the new year:

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy your retirement and collect your pension

Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day and then work 40 years until you're too young to work

Then you get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities

Then you become a baby

Then you spend your last 9 months - floating peacefully in luxury

- in Spa-like conditions - central heating with room service on tap

Then - you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case