New Roadsigns in New Zealand

To celebrate news that The Hobbit is being
made into two films which are being made in New Zealand!
Thanks to ryankg at Flickr.

Living Life Backwards

Some thoughts for the new year:

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy your retirement and collect your pension

Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day and then work 40 years until you're too young to work

Then you get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities

Then you become a baby

Then you spend your last 9 months - floating peacefully in luxury

- in Spa-like conditions - central heating with room service on tap

Then - you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case