Stinky Club Syndrome



Another great story from Campbell Live last night, Phil Vine covering the problem of Stinky Club Syndrome. Having managed a club, I know how bad they can smell before they became full of the masking veil of cigarette smoke. That pungent air of pheromones, spilled beer, and stale sweat. Now that smoking has been banned indoors (except for in prison cells) Kiwi clubs and pubs smell rather unsavoury.

This to me screams business opportunity. Selling industrial sized aromatherapy vapourisers and funky mixes. It's well known that you can change people's moods through smell, and you can stick in 'eau de skunk' when it's time to get rid of them. Add to that the range of deodourants you can sell at the door, and before long clubs will be smelling like a Balinese Spa rather than 'Shower in a Can' & BO.